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Which Witch?

  • A read-aloud rhyming adventure for ages 5-8.
  • Written, drawn and printed with love in Glasgow, Scotland.
  • Free UK delivery on all orders.
£8.99

Free UK delivery on all orders

A trail of snails curls over a pink hillside to a house built from a shell, where Missus McGool asks the girl which witch she will be.
The girl crosses a log over a bright pink river, in a landscape of ice-cream trees and jelly clouds.

Could you paint the smell of FrEsH bread?

On the one hundredth of June, one peculiar girl discovers she might be a witch. But which witch will she be? Join her on a sensory rhyming adventure in our debut picture book.

A meadow of oversized red, pink and yellow flowers, the girl small among the stems while a witch crouches to sniff one.
A flour-freckled cook holds a pie aloft in a kitchen stacked to the ceiling with pink and blue pies.

But what do other people think?

  • Obsessed with the illustrations. My daughter's obsessed with the story. Everyone's happy.
    Bethany
  • Fantastic book. I've recommended it to everyone at toddler group.
    Sharon
  • Delightful from start to finish.
    Una
  • My daughter is seven and I thought she might be too old for it but she absolutely loved it. Proper giggles.
    Olivia Brown
  • Lovely book! I wish there were more of them. We need a sequel!
    Freya
  • A proper old-fashioned delight with a modern twist. The artwork is exceptional.
    Rosemary
  • Such a gorgeous book. Arrived quickly and well packaged too.
    Ellie W
  • A lovely book that the whole family enjoys reading together. Highly recommended.
    Lorna
  • This book is pure magic. We love it.
    Adele
  • Lovely surprise. I didn't know much about it when I ordered but it's become a firm favourite.
    Nicole
  • Charming book with lovely illustrations. My grandson enjoyed it very much.
    Deborah
  • Genuinely brilliant. Not just a cute book but a properly well-crafted one.
    Simon
  • Bought for my great-granddaughter. Her mum tells me it's her favourite. That's good enough for me.
    Moira
  • love love love
    Becca
  • My daughter is a reluctant reader but she picks this one up by herself. That alone is worth five stars.
    Megan L
  • Really fun. My son likes to guess what's going to happen before I turn the page.
    Sam
  • My granddaughter wanted this at every sleepover so I had to buy my own copy for my house.
    Bridget
  • Wonderful. Everyone should have this on their bookshelf.
    Irene
  • Great book. Funny for kids and adults alike.
    Andy
  • Three kids, three different ages, and somehow all three of them love this book. That never happens in our house.
    Mum of 3
  • Such a fun read! We do silly voices for every witch and it's become a family event at bedtime.
    Kirsty
  • Very well done indeed. Excellent illustrations and a delightful read.
    Hugh
  • Excellent. Bought it for the grandkids and they loved it.
    Colin D.
  • Lovely book. My granddaughter enjoyed it, especially the pictures.
    Susan
  • Good book, my son loves it. Quality print as well.
    Ryan
  • Clever, funny and beautifully made. You can tell a lot of love went into this.
    L. Martin
  • Brilliant little book, genuinely laughed out loud at a couple of the pages myself.
    Harry C.
  • Mint. Wee one loves it.
    Robbie
  • I wasn't expecting to enjoy it as much as the kids did. Genuinely charming.
    Katrina
  • Sent this to my nephew in Canada and apparently it's been a massive hit over there too!
    Auntie Jen

Stuff you might want to know

A young girl discovers she’s a witch and has to decide which witch (get it?) she’s going to be. Along the way, she meets a host of other witches and gets into a few hijinks. Want to know more than that? You’ll just have to buy it, Pauline.

We’d say 5–8 is the sweet spot. It’s packed with rhythm and rhyme, making it a perfect bedtime read to share together, while the words are chosen to give early independent readers a fair crack at it themselves. (Some) adults are also welcome.

It’s a high-quality paperback. We spent far more time than we’d care to admit obsessing over paper types and landed on lovely thick, durable pages built to survive your hopefully enthusiastic page-turning.

Postage is 100% FREE on all UK orders. Your order will be sent within 1–2 days via Evri and usually takes 3–5 working days. If you’re abroad, delivery is £9.99 and sent via Royal Mail. As soon as your order leaves the building, we’ll email you a tracking link with all the details.

If you (or your small human) decide it’s not for you, you can return it unused and in its original condition within 14 days of receiving it. Just drop us an email at hiya@thewhoopsies.co.uk to get the ball rolling.

Nope, we’re not one of those websites that asks you to verify the name of your neighbour’s cat’s maiden name and create a password longer than Llanfair­pwll­gwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch.

The cow. Moo.

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