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Who are The Whoopsies?

Take the ordinary

add some peculiarity

Fry for 20 minutes

Bon App'etit

Our story

Bonjour,

We are The Whoopsies. Welcome to our world.

Now that you're here, you're probably expecting us to spin you a yarn or two about who, where, when and what our goldfish is called*. Or you could just be lost - Which Witch? is this way.

Truthfully, we're just big kids who think the world has gotten a wee bit too straight-laced and sensible, and where's the fun in that? So we're here to put the creases back. By hook or by book.

Our home is Glasgow, Scotland, but you can bother us from anywhere thanks to the magic of the World Wide Web.

Ta,

The Whoopsies

*It's Rufus.

What our friends* say

"I solemnly swear that The Whoopsies are up to no good"
Larry Jotter
"I can't wait to buy them, reboot them, and put them on a cruise ship"
Nicky Nouse
"Better than marmalade"
Braddington Bear

*If you're a lawyer representing mice, bears, or wizards, you saw nothing.

WhicH wItch?

Our debut picture book, with more love in it than your Gran’s roast dinner. It’s about witches and it rhymes. What more could you want? Soggy cabbage not included.

Get it now

Can't get enough of us?

Star shooter

Did you fall asleep?

Pathetic

You can do better

Respectably average

Show Off

Maestro

Shots fired!

Top Dog!

Awkward...

0

stars

30 seconds of pixel-zapping pew-pewing productivity well spent.

Your pal just shot {stars} and reckons you haven't got the finger speed to beat them.

You've officially humiliated them. How will they ever recover?

Well, that’s embarrassing. Looks like your pal was right… Have another go before they find out?

Star shooter